Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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