You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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