I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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