So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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