how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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