Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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