rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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