nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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