So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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