She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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