The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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