sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We are all done wearing pants today
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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