hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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