The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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