Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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