I need help removing her.
i think i have two assholes
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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