If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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