Fuck appropriateness.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Randomize
