I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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