New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
These tits shall not be calmed
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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