NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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