I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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