Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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