school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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