I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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