thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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