Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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