That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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