I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Are we still banned from the library?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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