dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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