you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just shotgunned beers for America
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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