Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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