Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Randomize
