I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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