We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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