u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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