I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
This girl is more easily done than said...
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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