i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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