I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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