Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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