We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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