yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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