Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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