He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
