Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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