When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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