At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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