You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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