the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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