Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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